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An essay on Plato’s golem

16/10/2006

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‘Brilliant’, ‘Quite Good’, ‘What?’, these are just some of the comments made recently in the press regarding Plato’s golem. At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of Plato’s golem. Given that its influence pervades our society, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. It still has the power to shock global commercial enterprises, whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of Plato’s golem.

Social Factors

Society is our own everyday reality. Back when Vealinger reamarked «the power struggle will continue while the great tale of humanity remains untold» [1] he failed to understand that if one seriously intends to ‘not judge a book by its cover’, then one must read a lot of books. Much has been said about the influence of the media on Plato’s golem. Observers claim it raises the question ‘why?’

Did I mention how lovely Plato’s golem is? Society says that every man must find their own truth. While one sees Plato’s golem, another may see monkeys playing tennis.

Economic Factors

Derived from ‘oikonomikos,’ which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with Plato’s golem. We will begin by looking at the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model. Taking special care to highlight the role of Plato’s golem within the vast framework which this provides.

Interest
    Plato’s golem

What a splendid graph. Recent studies indicate that interest has always depended upon Plato’s golem to a certain extent, but now more that ever. What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love Plato’s golem.

Political Factors

The media have made politics quite a spectacle. Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing Plato’s golemism and post-Plato’s golemism.

To quote that most brilliant mind Demetrius Shandy ‘You can lead a horse to water, big deal.’ [2] I argue that his insight into Plato’s golem provided the inspiration for these great words. History tells us that Plato’s golem will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.

Where do we go from here? Only time will tell.

Conclusion

To reiterate, Plato’s golem must not be allowed to get in the way of the bigger question: why are we here? Putting this aside its of great importance. It sings a new song, ensures financial stability and never hides.

I shall give the final word to star Elton Garfunkel: ‘My Daddy loved Plato’s golem and his Daddy loved Plato’s golem.’ [3]

[1] Vealinger – Turtle Power – 2003 ICJ
[2] Shandy – Ice Cold – 1994 Pitter Patter Publishing

[3] Everything you always wanted to know about Plato’s golem, but were afraid to ask. – Issue 287 – QKS Publishing
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Σημείωση [;]

Εξαιρετικό το δοκιμιάκι για το Γκόλεμ του Πλάτωνα, δε βρίσκετε;

Μόνον που κάτι δεν πάει καλά.Οι Vealinger, Demetrius Shandy και Elton Garfunkel είναι ανύπαρκτα πρόσωπα, όπως ανύπαρκτα είναι και τα έργα τους στα οποία παραπέμπουν οι σημειώσεις.

Τι απομένει; Να αποκαλύψουμε τον φυσικό αυτουργό αυτού του ανοσιουργήματος: πρόκειται για ένα «μηχάνημα» κατάλληλο προγραμματισμένο!

Δυστυχώς ο… Δοκιμιογράφος δεν γράφει στα ελληνικά, αν και μπορείτε να του δώσετε ένα θέμα στα ελληνικά. Το… δοκίμιο θα χρειαστεί να το μεταφράσετε. Δεν έχει και πάρα πολλές επιλογές αλλά είναι διασκεδαστικό για την ξύλινη γλώσσα του.

Αν δώσετε, για παράδειγμα, ως τίτλο του δοκιμίου «Tsipras won the elections«, ίσως το δοκίμιό σας να τελειώνει έτσι:

The final say goes to the award winning Whoopi Pfeiffer: ‘Tsipras won the elections is the new rock and roll! And the new opera!’

Tsipras: Η Γούπι Γκόλντμπεργκ που μεταμορφώθηκε σε Μισέλ Πφάιφερ.

Και ποιος λόγος είναι πιο ξύλινος; Εκείνος του δοκιμιογράφου ή εκείνος του Tsipras;

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